right before i went upstairs tonight i discovered a mysterious box of mr. clean magic erasers beneath the kitchen sink. naturally, i had to try one out before i let myself go to sleep, so i've been up magically erasing for about an hour now, and let me just say: what the shit. how did i never know about this before? are there commercials for magic erasers that i've never seen? the walls of my room have been slowly accumulating a layer of dust and whatever else has stuck to them since i've been living in this room for the past 16 years. i kid you not, the magic eraser worked like (OMG) magic. YEAH. motherfucking magic.
in other news, i drove on 95 for an hour before admitting to myself that i was not going to make the 7pm ferry to block island from narragansett, so i just turned around and went to ikea, subsequently spending $60 on random stuff just to take my frustration out. it was a productive day and i capped it off by watching the movie "teeth" with steph, which i highly recommend. this movie is about a high school girl whose vagina has teeth. you can probably just imagine the hijinks that ensue- trust me, it was even funnier than i'd imagined. actual dialogue from the movie: "it's true! vagina dentata is true!" yelled by a gynecologist whose fingers have just been "bitten" off. at this point i feel like everything i do is only half serious, and half an enormous joke that's only funny to me. i need some sleep.
r
in other news, i drove on 95 for an hour before admitting to myself that i was not going to make the 7pm ferry to block island from narragansett, so i just turned around and went to ikea, subsequently spending $60 on random stuff just to take my frustration out. it was a productive day and i capped it off by watching the movie "teeth" with steph, which i highly recommend. this movie is about a high school girl whose vagina has teeth. you can probably just imagine the hijinks that ensue- trust me, it was even funnier than i'd imagined. actual dialogue from the movie: "it's true! vagina dentata is true!" yelled by a gynecologist whose fingers have just been "bitten" off. at this point i feel like everything i do is only half serious, and half an enormous joke that's only funny to me. i need some sleep.
r
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